Warriors of Mass Digestion-- Part 1

From the July 4, 2014, Chicago Tribune.

Here is a look at some other world eating records:

141 hard-boiled eggs in 8 minutes ("What we have here is a failure to communicate.")
141 Nigirl sushi in 6 minutes
128 ounces of Mayonnaise in 8 minutes  (Hope it was Hellman's.)
121 Twinkies in 121 minutes

103 Krystal's hamburgers (sliders) in 8 minutes
102 Tamales in 12 minutes (with or without husks?)
80 chicken nuggets in 5 minutes
72 cupcakes in 6 minutes.

6.6 pounds of linguini in 10 minutes(Luigi would be so proud.)
44 lobsters in in 12 minutes  (I can't even crack one open in that time.)
1.9 pounds of vanilla ice cream in 12 minutes  (Talk about your brain freeze!)
7.5 slices of extra-large pizza in 15 minutes
13.2 pounds of watermelon in 15 minutes  (What about the seeds?)

And, remember, records are made to be broken.

Mayonnaise?   Gag Me!!  --Cooter