Some Famous Last Words

From Listverse.

1.  "Die, my dear?  Why that's the last thing I'll do."

2.  "Relax.--  This won't hurt."  --Hunter S. Thompson on his suicide note.

3.  "My wallpaper and I are fighting a duel to the death.  One or the other of us has to go."  --OscarWilde

4.  "This is a hell of a way to die."  --George S. Patton after his car accident.

5.  "Don't disturb my circles."  --Greek mathematician Archimedes

Of Course, There Is Always the Tombstone That Reads, "I Told You I Was Sick."