Quotation marks = Time comments.
DIED:
MIR SPACE STATION-- March 23, 2001-- Credit to Soviet space program.
THE CONCORDE-- Oct. 23, 2003-- Supersonic passenger jet. Well, I couldn't afford to fly on it.
THE OLDSMOBILE-- April 29, 2004-- GM halting production after 2004 line. Not your father's car.
TELEGRAMS-- Jan. 27, 2006-- "Some technologies die slow deaths. Decades after everyone stopped sending telegrams, Western Union finally discontinued the service." I never got one.
ANHEUSER BUSCH-- July 13, 2008-- "Fortunately, Bud tastes exactly the same." Hey, I'm more of a Miller fan. Didn't somebody else buy Miller?
LEHMAN BROTHERS-- Sept. 15, 2008-- Overleveraging and making risky investments "helped plunge the global financial system into chaos." And the folks who ran it ARE NOT IN JAIL!!!
PONTIAC-- I added this one. Not sure of the date, but I was always a big Pontiac fan with a '67 Tempest, '67 Firebird, '85 Firebird and two Grand Ams. But they weren't really building Excitement much at the end.
KODACHROME-- June 22, 2009-- Digital killed the Kodachrome. Now, Old Paul Simon can't sing about it anymore.
Adios and Goodbye. --Cooter
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