From the August 24th Chicago Tribune.
This year's incoming freshman class in college (we don't even want to think of the incoming high school freshmen) were mostly born around 1993. And there are many so-called cultural touchstones that they would not be old enough to remember. Every year, Wisconsin's Beloit College releases their Mindset List.
Here are some of the items on this year's list:
** Andre the Giant, River Phoenix, Frank Zappa and Arthur Ashe have always been dead.
** Ferris Bueller and Sloane Peterson could be their parents.
** There have always been at least two women on the US Supreme Court, and women have always commanded US Navy ships.
** "Don't touch that dial!"...What dial?
** Refer to LBJ and they might think you're talking about LeBron James.
** O.J. Simpson has always been looking for the killers of Nicole Simpson and Ronald Goldman.
** John Wayne Bobbitt has always slept with one eye open.
** McDonald's coffee has always had a warning not to spill it in your lap.
** "PC" has come to mean personal computer, not political correctness.
For full list go to chicagotribune.com/mindset.
We're Not Too Old, They're Too Young. --Cooter