My Uncle Bo sent these.
Fill the ice trays (well, we still have to fill them, but at least we don't have to worry about that handle to pull. We just twist it,)
Be sure to pull the windows down. It looks like it's going to rain.
Don't forget to wind the clock.
Wash your feet. You've been playing barefoot all day.
You've torn the knees out of your pants so many times, there is nowhere to put a patch anymore.
Don't go outside with your school clothes on.
Pour the cream off the top of the new milk bottle.
Take the bottle back to the store for a refund. (We used to go around the neighborhood collecting bottles for extra money. Two Cents a bottle, you know.)
Pretty Soon, Pop the tape in the Machine and Hit Play. --Cooter
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